Give me a Broadway musical.

Anything Goes: What's the best compliment you've ever received?

Beauty and the Beast: If you had to be an inanimate object, what would you be?

Cabaret: Have you ever sang at a karaoke bar? If so, what songs?

Dreamgirls: Would you rather be in a band or be a solo artist?

Evita: Do you think you could lead a country?

Fiddler On the Roof: Do you have any unique traditions?

Guys and Dolls: Have you ever gambled before?

Hairspray: Have you ever been discriminated before? If so, for what?

Into the Woods: What is your favorite fairytale?

Jesus Christ Superstar: What are your thoughts on religion?

The King and I: How was your most recent travel experience?

Les Miserables: What is one dream you have but you know won't come true?

Mama Mia!: How do you feel about your parents?

Next to Normal: Have you been diagnosed with any mental disorders?

Once On This Island: What's something important you'd be willing to trade in order to stay with someone you love?

Peter Pan: Do you believe in fairies?

Quilters: What's an old-fashioned "rule" that you live by?

Rent: How would you react if you were told you only have a few months to live?

Sweeney Todd: Do you forgive and forget easily?

Throughly Modern Millie: Have you ever moved to another state or country? If so, how did it feel to be new?

Urinetown: What's the most disgusting drink you've ever consumed?

Victor/Victoria: If you were the opposite sex, what would your name be?

Wicked: Do you believe that no good deed goes unpunished?

Xanadu: Do you enjoy visual art? Are you good at it?

You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown: How do you define happiness?

Ziegfeld Follies: If you could go back in time and live in a different decade/era, which one would it be?

lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

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seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

emattgination:

sweatmorebleedless:

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

I like this

I swear, I’m gonna reblog this every time it comes up on my dash,

emattgination:

sweatmorebleedless:

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

I like this

I swear, I’m gonna reblog this every time it comes up on my dash,

drjekyllandmrhightide:

stormbramble:

stormbramble:

i remember when i first started reading warriors in sixth grade i went onto the official warriors website to find my warrior name and it was hawkshadow so i thought that that was my true name or something and i made everyone in my class call me that and i wouldn’t answer my teacher unless she called me hawkshadow

this is so embarrassing i’m glad you all find this funny

but then why is your URL stormbramble

(Source: morrowseer)

Guys, I’m so happy that the World Cup Final is Cabaret vs. Evita!!!!!

Us Musical Theatre kids relating what little we know about other countries to musicals. (via lovelytheatrepeople)

Grilling steaks while listening to show tunes = awesome

Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

Tourist:

Tourist:

Tourist:

Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.