i remember when i first started reading warriors in sixth grade i went onto the official warriors website to find my warrior name and it was hawkshadow so i thought that that was my true name or something and i made everyone in my class call me that and i wouldn’t answer my teacher unless she called me hawkshadow
this is so embarrassing i’m glad you all find this funny
but then why is your URL stormbramble
Us Musical Theatre kids relating what little we know about other countries to musicals. (via lovelytheatrepeople)
Grilling steaks while listening to show tunes = awesome
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.
When I got my wisdom teeth taken out and was really high on the drugs they gave me, I talked at length about due process of game of thrones dragons and came up with a whole dragon court that had to be stone so as not to burn it down.